Unfortunately, the full body scan tuned up some unusual metal elements, so Lady Liberty will have to endure a pat-down by 1000 TSA officials with wandering hands.
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If you want to avoid being singled out and harassed by the TSA, you should probably avoid wearing this shirt and this shirt.
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Frequent flyers out of San Francisco and Los Angeles would probably have no need for t-shirts with their favorite airport diagram on it—but first-timers and terrorists might find it useful. Good thing the schematic is extremely basic. The SFO version is pictured after the break.
