The traffic sign on this shirt is intended to keep aliens safe while doing their abductions, but there is no word if speeding fines are doubled when you are in an Alien At Work zone.
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First there was the Three Wolf Moon shirt, then came Three Keyboard Cat Moon and now the theme has reached its zenith with the Three Wolf, Three Alien Moon Abduction shirt.
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It’s hard to see in the photo, but it appears that aliens are out to probe our ducks, chickens or whatever the hell is on the other side of the fence. They only attack at night, so keep an eye out for them when the sun goes down.
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Apparently the aliens are just waiting until we reach a certain stage in our evolutionary process before they are interested in us. I guess if they keep taking the most evolved members of our society, so most of us should be ok.
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Trying to talk someone into eating what they have never tried before seems about the same for aliens as it is for humans. I can’t really figure out why they don’t just beam up some chickens.
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