In the relentless pursuit of giant fake knockers, every man at one point or another asks himself : “What is the source of Magnum’s power?” Well, according to this shirt the secret was the mustache. Of course, the intoxicating effects that Tom’s face sweater had on women were compounded by the overwhelming Selleck to hair ratio, and the fact that he drove a Ferrari. However, since mustache sex appeal diminished sharply after 1989, most of this information is now completely useless… Bummer.
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You were reared on a steady diet of Frogger and Pac-Man, and dammit, they were entertaining enough without all this fancy third dimension crap you see in games today. So carry the torch for at least one of your massively obsolete electronic brethren with this Pac-Man hat. Just don’t be surprised if the younger generation asks why you have a pixelated fortune cookie on your head.
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Remember the great music of the 70′s and 80′s? Well, after one look at these sexy panties covered with little boom boxes, headphones, and cassette tapes, your partner will definitely be a fan.
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