8-ball

Turns out the “magic” in a Magic 8-Ball is really a cluster of tiny supercomputers crunching a sophisticated fortune telling program. A similar setup (with a printer) is employed for fortune cookies, although it’s even smaller and run by microscopic organisms. That job also has a shorter life expectancy.

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8-ball-asshole

Alright Magic 8-Ball, this is an observation—not a fortune. I get this result from friends, family and complete strangers all the time anyway.

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