Put ‘em on a shirt for one thing. Then, put a pair of clip-on sunglasses on the pretend 3D shirt glasses. It makes complete sense.
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Well, not “money shots” in the strictest sense, but what other wallet do you know of that has 3D boobs on it? None? Yeah, that’s what I thought. (NSFW note: images in the gallery are uncensored.)
First off, as a wallet these Timo products are about as basic as it gets. A few strips of thin vinyl sewn together with enough room for some cash and maybe a card or two. It’s super small if you are into that sort of thing in a wallet, but I have my doubts as to the long term durability. But for only $10, that really isn’t a huge concern.
So, onto the fun part.
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In order to promote their new “T-Touch” watch, Tissot is using augmented reality technology. All you need is a webcam and the downloads available on the product page. Simply print up the paper “T-Wristband” on the product page, strap it to your wrist and show it to your webcam. This will allow you to see a 3D watch on your wrist and experiment with available options such as model, bracelet and touch functions. To see the program in action, check out the video after the break.
2D or not 2D—that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous plots,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep
No more – and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache and the thousand crappy movies
That our eyes are heir to – ‘tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep
To sleep, perchance to dream about 3D porn.
Ay, there’s what I’ll use to rub one out
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Man, what’s not to like here? Even if you are short on cash you are rich in 3D yoga breasts thanks to this Timo wallet. It even includes a pair of 3D glasses.
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Would this t-shirt work with a pair of 3D glasses? Probably not, but Homer seems to think so.
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That’s right, now hipsters can take a pair of polarized 3D glasses to the movies without compromising their “I spend a lot of time and effort trying to look like I don’t care” sense of fashion.
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Despite the 3D Stonehenge effect on the face of the watch, there doesn’t appear to be any calendar function, so modern day Druids will have to continue getting that info the hard way.
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