1980s

dromaeosaurus-t-shirt

I just finished watching Fred Savage in “The Wizard”, one of the most monumentally dated movies of all time, so I couldn’t be more primed to post some 1980′s clip art dinosaur prancing through water. But since it’s all so fresh I’m actually finding this design kind of cool, and I suddenly have the urge to use DOS, and drive an IROC-Z while listening to Whitesnake, then cap the night off by handing Bowser his own ass in a Super Mario 3 smackdown.

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pacman-hat

You were reared on a steady diet of Frogger and Pac-Man, and dammit, they were entertaining enough without all this fancy third dimension crap you see in games today. So carry the torch for at least one of your massively obsolete electronic brethren with this Pac-Man hat. Just don’t be surprised if the younger generation asks why you have a pixelated fortune cookie on your head.

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