1970s

when muscle cars ruled the earthWhen muscle cars ruled the Earth…Wasn’t that during the 1973 oil crisis?…Swish!

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anybody-can-be-cool-t-shirt

Like an uncool intervention, this shirt brought me face to face with my own sub-awesomeness. Looks like I’ll have to spend a lot more time around Space Invaders, disco balls, polyester leisure suits, Plymouth Dusters and puke green houses with wood paneled rooms.

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