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Zombie Pick Up Lines

It is a sad statement on the male species when the only person a woman will truly believe that loves her for her brains is a zombie. And the beauty of a zombie is that while he is telling the truth, there is no need for your IQ to be even be above single digits for him to truly mean it.

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