Have you ever thought about what you would do if you were ever transported back in time? Would you try desperately to get back to your own time, or would you stay and use your knowledge of the future to strike it super rich? If you chose the latter, this shirt will be an indispensable resource. From the product page:
This shirt has how-to information on all of the low-hanging fruit of our modern age. Go back in time wearing this and you’ll invent heavier-than-air flight! YOU’LL discover penicillin. YOU’LL be the first to isolate aluminum. Did you know aluminum used to be more valuable than gold? YOU’RE GONNA BE RICH.
Meanwhile, I’ll be inventing Google, Microsoft, Apple, Facebook and the Snuggie.
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