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The Shirt For New Yorkers With a Fear of Commitment


The food is great but NY is too cold man. She’s been with like a billion people and, let’s face it, her apartments are too small. All I know is, that I have an eye for the ladies with warmer climates and an “affordable cost of living”—if you catch my meaning. A committed relationship just wouldn’t work out.

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