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Take a Number Ladies: I Forgot to Wipe Today

Without a doubt these threads frame some confident people who aren’t afraid to let you know what’s going on in the basement. And for you ladies, you can get the “I forgot to wipe today” thong, which allows you to discreetly display your dirty little secret and is perfect for those days when being unsanitary “just feels right.” But rest assured that repelling statements like this dealing with your personal hygiene probably won’t benefit you in any area of life, unless you’re going to prison.

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