Stormtrooper Tears: One Cosmic Mystery Solved

by Jonathan Fallon on April 22, 2009

in T-Shirts

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For those whose reality is defined by George Lucas, one enduring mystery is how Imperial Stormtroopers continue to work when they suck at battle and consistently miss vital targets at close range. Apparently the answer is that tears make Vader melt faster than a stick of butter in hell.

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