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Philosoraptors: Nerds of the Cretaceous Period


With a brain that made up 5.8% of it’s body weight, Velociraptors were considered the computer programmers of their day. They may have been able to turn door handles at Jurassic Park, but they were still no match for the larger and more powerful T-Rex. This means those that weren’t eaten never had any lunch money, were petrified of the playground and had seen more than their fair share of prehistoric wedgies and Indian burns.

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