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One Reaper Likes To Keep Death Old School

This actually explains a lot. The new generation of reapers use machine guns in order to waste people quickly and efficiently because they’re busy bastards with a quota. A lingering death must be some geezer reaper with bad eyesight and bad aim who still insists on using a scythe… Thumbs DOWN.

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