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That’s No Math Problem [T-Shirt]

no math problem

While I know most people think that geeks and math are like fish fingers and custard, I always had a hard time with it because I couldn’t think of ways to make those theorems and tangents make sense to my brain.

I think this kind of math would have definitely helped do the trick.

If a Stormtrooper has a blaster rifle shooting accuracy rating of 13%, what are your chances of survival if you run for 15 feet without cover? If Vader’s personal bunk is 15 feet by 30 feet with 10 foot ceilings, how many gallons of blood red paint will he need to do two coats?

Well done, Thinkgeek. However, I’m always going to say the answer to the Stormtrooper question is zero. Because we all know Stormtroopers can’t hit the broad side of a Bantha.

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