Massage Pants Work Out the Kinks in Your Junk

by Sean Fallon on April 16, 2008 · 4 comments

in Pants and Shorts, T-Shirts

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The Chinese manufacturer behind these shorts claim that it can deliver multiple massage modes, automatic temperature control with “infrared heaters” and an automatic setting that will run for 20 minutes. In other words, these “massage pants” appear to be sauna pants that pleasure you while reducing fat.

Yeah, let that sink in for a second then wrap your mind around this: there is a 500 unit minimum order. So, if you think about it, there could be giant massage pants orgies going on somewhere out there.

Product Page (bulk orders only)

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