Unfortunately for you, Dr. McNinja has taken the Hippocratic oath, so he won’t let you die. Instead, he will beat you, heal you and beat you again. Eventually you will beg for a merciful end—but it will never come.
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Dr. McNinja Kicks Your Ass, Then Heals You So He Can Kick Your Ass Again
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