First, a cloud gets drunk. Eventually, it pukes a rainbow…
That rainbow falls on a “pot of gold” which the myth takes literally—but in reality it’s just a liquor store.
Leprechauns hang out at the end of rainbows, which means they spend a lot of time at the liquor store. The leprechaun gets drunk and eventually pukes up Lucky Charms, which has rainbow marshmallows. That Lucky Charms pukebow evaporates and returns to the sky, fueling more drunken clouds. It’s a vicious cycle.
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