I’d really love to have my own Hobbit hole, except for the dirt floors. Those would be annoying. Also, the really low ceilings would be a problem because I’m taller than Hobbits. Then there’s the lack of electricity, so I’d need to wire the place. You know what, nevermind. Can someone just build this door into the front of my house?
In the meantime, I’ll just wear it on my shirt.
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