Resident Evil is a game series known for exactly one thing: Muscles. Glistening, gleaming muscles. The way the light reflects off of them just so. The way the bodies in these games are sculpted. Men like Greek gods, that’s what Resident Evil is all about. Oh, and there’s zombies in there too, I guess, whatever.
Now you too can be just like your favorite muscular S.T.A.R.S. member with these officially-licensed Resident Evil… uh… exercise tops? Is that what these are? Apparently, they are designed to reduce muscle stress and wick away moisture during physical activiy.
They’re available to preorder from Bodymaker in Japan, and they’ll make you look like you fell right out of the Unreal Engine. Unless you’re not as toned as RE5 era Chris Redfield, obviously.