Quick! I don’t have much time. The cephalopods might be listening in. Ok, I’ve seen Sharktopus, and I’m convinced that the human race is doomed. Our best bet is to show all the tentacled overseers that we don’t mean them any harm. So, if I were you, I’d don a pair of these Octopus socks to show that you aren’t a foe. One size fits all, and each sock features one octopus.
Or, if you’d really like to be safe, you can wear these Octopus leggings. When it comes to human-munching monsters that are half-shark, half-octopus and 100 percent power hungry, you can never be too careful.
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