As if you had your own personal “Q” keeping you armed with the latest in drinking games technology, the beer pong kit comes to you with three plastic balls, as well as a headband and a wristband which are all beer pong themed to show your confidence. So, later on that night when you’re rolled into a hospital wearing a headband and wristband that says “Bring It” with little embroidered cups and ping pong balls, they’ll help secure a speedy diagnosis–alcohol poisoning or liver failure.
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Do you sweat when you play video games? How about when you eat or get up quickly out of your chair? Sweaty geeks need not worry now that the Pac-Man headband can soak up any unsightly perspiration. Now those man boobs on the other hand—those might be something to worry about.
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Hungry, content and angry—Homer desires food, he eats, then he feels guilty and angry about his lack of control. It’s a vicious cycle.
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Whew, that battle on XBox Live was intense! Your sweating like a pig. Perhaps you should look into a Wolverine wristband to help you out with that. Deodorant helps too.
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You are a highly skilled eating athlete. And when athletes give 100% they are bound to work up a sweat. Unfortunately, if you sweat when you eat that is probably not a good sign.
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The makers of this wrist band assume that you will use it for holding various metal items that would normally be in your mouth. Saving yourself from choking on nails and screws is a good idea, but there are other options for this. With it’s strong magnet it could also be used to discreetly grab just about anything. All you kleptomaniacs may be interested.
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Rubber wristbands are hot these days, and this “Player” NES controller wristband represents the perfect opportunity to show your support for old school gaming.
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