Unfortunately, the earliest band of Nintendo pirates met a quick and inglorious end. They learned the hard way that if you are going to board another ship by force, you had better bring real guns—not zappers.
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No, these pirates aren’t after your gold, sugarcane or spices. They board your ship with stealth, and quietly f*ck up your Xbox in the night. In fact, these pirates are so brazen, they have been known to hit the same Xbox owners over and over again—leaving the RRoD as a calling card.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of March 15th-21st, 2010:
Feature: 10 ways to wear a Periodic Table.
Wipe Shirt: Makes it easy to polish our gadgets.
Sub-lime: I’ve got a mission for the sub-lime at the bottom of my beer.
Washroom Nightmare: Find the bathroom by following the smell.
My Heart Is Divided: Between several extremely important things.
Actually, “bathing” and “pirates” are two things not often associated with one another, but if a infant pirate ever did feel like freshening up, he would certainly reach for this costume towel.
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It has been proven that an eye for an eye is a pretty stupid way to get even. The fact that you will create a world full of pirates if people keep losing one eye is just one more reason to eschew that particular philosophy.
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Hey, a lot of pirates spent time in the Southern part of the US. Unfortunately for them, hurricanes and water-bound tornadoes wiped out a lot of their fleet.
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Ice cream pirates are not the most intimidating adversaries—unless you work at a Ben & Jerry’s or something.
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The undercover pirate may not look like a stereotype when he wears a tie and lacks a parrot, sword and eye patch; but the peg leg, theivery and B.O. is still a dead giveaway.
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This unique pirate umbrella illustrates just how rough a life of swashbuckling and sailing can be on anyone—especially children. This kid is like 8 years old and he already has a missing eye and right hand.
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This bag makes me wonder what a pirate would put on his iPod. Drinking songs, sea shanties and Flock of Seagulls I would imagine.
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