Our Motto: Ad Gloriam et Porcos (For Pigs and Glory)!
Minecraft University, which celebrates its 0th anniversary in 2011, is the youngest institution of higher learning. But there’s no reason we shouldn’t look like we’ve been around forever. Check it. Motto: Ad Gloriam et Porcos (For pigs and glory!). Crest, consisting in both the tool and the platform for creation, the sword in acknowledgement that learning gives you the means to defend yourself, and the rock-hard cornerstone of our institution. It rests on a bed of wheat because everything is better with cake, and the ever-present Creeper reminds us that everything but knowledge is ephemeral.
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These limited edition Nike Trainer 1.2 Mids feature Madden 11 branding with pigskin-esque pebbled leather, a X’s and O’s football play laser-drawn on the heel (one of the touchdown plays from the Saint’s Super Bowl win) and Drew Brees’ pre-game chant printed on the inner sockliner.
No word on pricing yet, but the Madden shoes will be limited to only 500 pairs when released—which should be sometime soon. Check out the gallery after the break for more images.
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The Wolf needs to get the pigs in the brick house and Kool-Aid likes nothing more than to break through brick walls. It’s a sound strategic partnership. However it ended tragically when they crossed paths with Little Red Riding Hood. The hunter shot the Wolf, then Kool-Aid. Since it was a hot day, they both quenched their thirst on his fruity blood.
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If this t-shirt is correct, it could explain all the trailer park UFO sightings. Aliens don’t care about contacting us, they just want our sweet venison.
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It’s true, pigs can’t fly. But they can fall off a diving board and slam into the water below as well as any other animal on this planet.
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This is how the three little pigs protect their property in the unauthorized version of the story. Needless to say, it ends with the wolf being handed his own ass.
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If you make money raising pigs, remember that a key selling point is that the pig always maintains a safe proximity from your junk at all times. Check out the unblurred version on the product page.
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That must mean that most of the world population is less human and more cow, pig and other unsexy animals. I guess that will finally explain the transition from one species to another in evolution. Zing!
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