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Let us read from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21:

..And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.” And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu… [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]… And the LORD spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”

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From That’s Nerdalicious: Dammit I miss The Tick. It was one of the few things I enjoyed to in an otherwise crappy first year of college. If you have fond memories as well, this shirt can be had for only $10 if you grab it today!

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honey moon shirtBehold… The legendary source of Honeycomb cereal. This is what all those space exploration dollars are really for.

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milky way shirt

Apparently, the planets are just crunch berries in God’s cereal. The truth…revealed!

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capn-crunch-interrogation

Capn’ Crunch giving only his name, rank and cereal? A bit corny, but simple enough that pretty much everyone will get a quick chuckle out of it. I always knew that rabbit was bad news.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 31st -September 6th, 2009:

In Case Of Zombies T-Shirt: In case of zombies read this shirt.

Jurassircus T-Shirt: T-Rex juggles at the Jurassircus.

Self Portrait Purse: Someone obviously doesn’t have body issues.

Cereal Tee: Assassinates your sexy.

Reversible Sweatshirt: Reflects your mood.

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cereal t-shirt
Certain fashions are eternally unsexy, and if you feel the need to bump your sexy factor down a couple hundred notches we recommend a cereal tee, which now steps up to join such legends as the grandma sweater, birth control glasses, sweat pants and the teacher sweater.

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credit-crunch-cereal-shirt

Eh…no thanks. I filled up on doom and gloom earlier.

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