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This No Running Zombies shirt is more of a statement on how zombies should behave in movies than a directive to a zombie. Any film that has zombies moving at more than a snail’s pace are just not true to their nature. So this is really a protest shirt against those that have taken indecent liberties with zombie storytelling.
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An easy way to show that Michael Jackson’s work will live on is this shirt that was originally made as a salute to Thriller. The shirt breaks down the zombie dance moves so you can have a guide for your own practice. Even if you have no plans on dancing, showing off zombies is always big with the ladies.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 29th-July 5th, 2009:
Walk of Shame T-Shirt: Race against embarrassment.
MySpace Tombstone T-Shirt: What’s MySpace?
Old School Shaggin’ Wagon: Not a lot of privacy, but it is only about what the chicks dig.
The Apple Shaving Accident: In just one second the pain is really going to hit.
Voodoo String Doll Keychain: Dreidel hustling time!
It looks like this zombie has things other than brains on his mind, and these hot shorts have the print to prove it. It also could be that he is confused about where your intelligence is really centered.
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It can take years to grow a human to a size that is suitable for a zombie. Bread, however, can be made in a couple hours and it will start going bad in a few days. It is just a much more efficient means for creating a zombie army.
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This button will teach you how a zombie interprets each human he sees. Of course it all is related to what he thinks of the various cuts of meat that he can ingest. Brains get top billings, but the other parts are better than nothing. Wear it as a public service to teach others.
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If there is one thing that I have learned about zombies, it is that they are tenacious critters. Use that to your advantage by having a slew of them on your belt to keep your pants from drooping. It also conveniently keeps them away from your brain, one part of your anatomy they cannot be trusted around.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of May 25th-31st, 2009:
F*cking Pterodactyls!: The perils of the Jurassic Park parking lot. (NSFW)
Pac-Man Hat: Rekindles boring memories.
Woodstock Hero: Woodstock for the 21st century.
Open & Closed Necklace: These boobs are open for business.
Klingon T-Shirt: Klingons are ribbed for her pleasure.
I had no idea that zombies came out of the ground to check for their shadow. Actually, I had no idea they even had a shadow. But six more weeks of the undead is almost as bad as six more weeks of winter.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of April 20th-26th, 2009:
“Eternal Exercise” T-Shirt: How zombies train for the hunt.
“Watch Your Aim” T-Shirt: Star Wars goes green for Earth Day.
Yoda DJ T-Shirt: Yoda will get the party started.
“I Love” Rewritable T-Shirt: What do you love?
“As Fast as I Can” T-Shirt: Humans can outrun a turkey.
