As you may or may not know, the crew of Star Trek: TNG began their run wearing spandex jumpsuits. Apparently, they were incredibly uncomfortable. Perhaps things would have been better if they went straight to loungers made of 100% polyester brushed fleece.
As for the butt-flap issue, you’ll need to deal with that the hard way unless you’re supremely lazy and opt for the space diaper option.
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