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9 Year Old Gets Suspended For Wielding The Imaginary Power Of The One Ring

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It would be easy to turn the story of young Aiden’s being suspended into a diatribe about how this school in Kermit, Texas may need to go back to school itself to get a little education, but I’m going to avoid that because part of me needs to look at the bright side here.

Apparently, telling a kid you can make him “disappear” with your “One Ring” is considered a threat at Kermit Elementary School. From the NY Daily News:

“It sounded unbelievable,” the boy’s father, Jason Steward, told the Daily News. He insists his son “didn’t mean anything by it.”

The Stewards had just watched “The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies” days earlier, inspiring Aiden’s imagination and leading him to proclaim that he had in his possession the one ring to rule them all.

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If I’m looking on the bright side, then this is about how cool it is that Aiden has a great imagination and will very likely grow up to be a highly intelligent adult. Who knows, maybe he’ll be a cosplayer too.

(via NY Daily News)


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