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Schlong Shades

There are times when you go out with the intention of not being recognized. A pair of sunglasses normally helps. Give your private equipment the same ability with these very stylish Schlong Glasses. Keeping him disguised may save you from being embarrassed by women who recognize him but that you do not recall.

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