Count Dracula can be warded off by garlic, but Count Carbula, the Atkins diet vampire, can be vanquished by wearing three full-scale potato chips around the neck. Let’s just hope he doesn’t find out that it’s plastic.
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Potato Chip Necklace Protects Against Count Carbula
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