Always have a disguise ready to go when you wear this Moustache Necklace. The next time you see that loser ex-boyfriend and do not want to be bothered, just pick this necklace up to your nose and you can pass unmolested. When not in use it can sit unobtrusively below your shirt. Other than the odd looks your current boyfriend gives you when you remove your shirt before the necklace I cannot see any downside to this.
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