This Metroid Ring Won’t Suck Your Life Away

Despite their reputation as energy sucking aliens in need of immediate destruction, this version of a Metroid will cause no harm to your or your family. That’s what the website says and I see no reason not to believe them. I got one and I’ve had no problems at all, except for feeling a little sleepy and a little sluggish but that can’t possible have anything to do with the ring, can it?

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