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Energy Force Hologram Wristbands Feature Proven Hippie Snake Oil Science

I just found an email in my inbox about Energy Force Hologram wristbands that claim to improve your body’s performance and health without the need for drugs. And the science behind it is so simple, even an idiot could understand it:

ENERGY FORCE- every person, animal, and material object has its own natural resonating energy force. The Earth’s own electromagnetic field, deep space, and people in a meditative state are all resonating at a frequency of approximately 7.8 hertz. This energy force is called the Schumann Resonating Frequency. The totality of our existence depends on the efficient exchange and balance of positive and negative electrical charges called ions. In human beings, all the frequencies, balanced and resonating in and through our bodies, is what makes us work. When our frequencies resonate in sync, we are healthy and our bodies perform optimally.

ENERGY FORCE does just that; regulates your body’s frequency to an ideal level. Optimal health and peak performance occur when your body maintains ionic balance (the exchange between negative and positive charges) and free flowing energy pathways (harmony) at the optimum frequency.

ENERGY FORCE is a uniquely created holographic disc embedded with the optimal frequency that restores and enhances your body’s electrical frequency. ENERGY FORCE is the latest, wearable technology for your body’s peak performance.

Hahaha…what? Simply put, it’s like one of those ion bracelets—only with a way cool hologram sticker. And the best part is that giving Mother Earth a hug in exchange for big biceps only sets you back $30. How can you not…not want to have it?

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