For only $8 you can own glow-in-the-dark, stainless steel Death Trooper stud earrings. Eight bucks! The’ve got butterfly-style backs and everything.
Death Troopers: They’re superior because whomever they’re up against never sees them coming. But you’ll see these two for sure. Even in the dark. Black armor with all the fancy enhancements don’t mean nothing when you’ve got green glow-in-the-dark paint on your helmet. Oops.
For our customers with nickel allergies: These are made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means their five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel.
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