Damn you ThinkGeek. Once again we wish your April Fools products were real—and never has that been more true than with these Skyrim Electronic Dragon Shout and Technomancer Digital Wizard hoodies.
In addition to the awesome armor aesthetic, the Dragon Shout hoodie would allow the wearer to blast all 20 dragon shouts from the game through an electronic speaker.
The Technomancer Wizard hoodie would allow the wearer to cast 10 different “spells” (including fireball, healing, and lightning bolt) accompanied by lights and sounds thanks to dual accelerometers in the sleeves that sense your precise hand movements for casting.
Again, these are only April Fools prank products, but ThinkGeek has a history of turning their practical jokes into real-world items. Given the popularity of these concepts, I would hope that these would be available for sale in some form or another in the near future.