
Customer: “Ah, yes…I’m looking for something in the $5,000 range that will get rid of any lingering doubts about my drug use, but raise questions about my sanity. It should have the psychedelic stylings of the late 60s, but also reflect the denim edge of Jordache at the peak of their stonewashed glory in the mid 1980s. What I really want is something Michael Jackson would choose to wear when he’s feeling ‘light’.”
Clerk: “I have just the thing.”
Product Page: (€3,489.00 or about $4,822.00)

