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My Hoodie Was Thinking About How Much You Suck

Man, your hoodie is such an asshole. By wearing it you are just condoning this assholey behavior. Seriously, how are you going to make friends when your hoodie is sabotaging any potential social interaction? It wants you all to itself you know. It’s smothering you…literally.

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