Hey, you want to look like this? Be my guest. Mr Squishy (who kinda looks like he has an anus for a mouth) will ride your head, sucking on your brain juices whenever the weather turns cold or rainy. But if you would rather be the one doing the sucking (ha), there is a B-Movie tentacle hoodie after the break you might be interested in.
Product Page: Mr. Squishy ($76) B-Movie ($72)
