ID Reel Makes You An Official Employee Of The Umbrella Corporation

by Sean Fallon on February 1, 2010

in Accessories,Approved Products,Handmade

Welcome to the Umbrella Corporation! Your welcome package includes one ID reel for your badge, an umbrella (of course), and the t-virus antidote so you don’t become a flesh-eating zombie. Congrats!

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  • John

    Thanks a million for posting this one!
    I work as an engineer for one of the worlds largest pharmaceutical companies. I shall wear this everyday to, ironically, protect me from becoming a soulless (corporate) zombie.

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