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Rudolph’s Friends Had A Reason For Shunning Him

Jeff Chenkus — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:10:16 +0000

So much has been made of Rudolph’s red nose that we forget the real reason that he was so unpopular with his peers. It had nothing to do with his red nose and everything to do with his brown nose. No one likes a suck up.

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Guns And Booze Sounds Like A Good Idea

Jeff Chenkus — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:00:17 +0000

Yes guns and booze don’t mix, and yes this shirt is a clever play on words. But think about the kids. If they don’t get the humor they may think that a pistol and vodka are natural companions.

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Superman We Hardly Knew You

Jeff Chenkus — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:20:08 +0000

I will certainly not be the one to make any comments about Superman’s choice of undergarments. To each his own, particularly if it is the man of steel.

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Save Yourself From The Hassle of Baby Questions

Jeff Chenkus — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:10:14 +0000

This maternity shirt will solve two problems that you will have for a number of months. Yes, you are pregnant. The ultrasound pictured confirms it. And it is a boy. Now all those nosy people will have nothing to ask you and you can hope they will not attempt to touch you.

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Look Like Jason Without Covering Your Face

Jeff Chenkus — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:00:00 +0000

This hat answers that age old question: How can I get that cool Friday the 13th’s Jason/hockey mask look without wearing that uncomfortable mask? This hat not only can handle that chore, it has been pre-dirtied to make it look like the next victim will not be your first.

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Calculator Watch Shirt: It’s Time to Get ILL

Sean Fallon — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:31:29 +0000

This shirt dubbed “It’s time to get ill” illustrates that it is somehow cooler to wear a calculator watch on your chest than on your wrist.

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Handi-Cap for the Handi-Player

Sean Fallon — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:05:20 +0000

After years of staring at each other in parking lots, the handicapped parking guy finally hooked up with the sexy mudflap girl.

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Retro Panties Helps Your Partner Remember All The Hits

Jonathan Fallon — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:18:58 +0000

Remember the great music of the 70’s and 80’s? Well, after one look at these sexy panties covered with little boom boxes, headphones, and cassette tapes, your partner will definitely be a fan.

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Chemistry Humor Is Hard To Come By

Jeff Chenkus — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:10:48 +0000

A cursory knowledge of chemistry is about all it takes to get the joke here, so even the jocks might snicker a little under their breath as they wail on you.

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Cupcake Scarves Sound Delicious

Jeff Chenkus — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:00:00 +0000

It is about that time of year when we are required to buy gifts for people we don’t really know (or possibly even like). If you have someone like that in your life maybe you should look at these Cupcake Scarves. They are a cool looking gift in their cupcake wrappers—and it’s reasonably cheap. Even better.

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