Single Game of Thrones Fan Seeks Robb Stark Look-Alike For Iron Throne Lovemaking

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Single white female seeks a Robb Stark look-alike. There’s nothing too odd about that sentence. Richard Madden is easy on the eyes. But, it’s the internet. Nothing is simple.

A New Orleans resident posted an ad on Craigslist detailing exactly what she wants. She owns a replica of the Iron Throne (I assume the $30,000 one), and she wants to play out a fantasy in which she is Daenerys Targaryen and she senses something in Robb Stark and then makes love with him while upon the Iron Throne. You’d think that would get awfully stabby.

From the ad:

In my fantasy, I am Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, and Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne and the Seven Kingdoms. After crossing the Narrow Sea and defeating the forces of Westeros, it is within my power and right to slay all of those who betrayed my family and denied me my rightful place for so many years. The most vile enemies of house Targaryen, House Stark and House Baratheon must pay the highest price. All of those who fought against the Mother of Dragons are slain – all except one. When I come to Robb Stark, out eyes lock and something moves inside of me. I realize I need to have him, want him, and I can tell he is thinking the same. I order my guards to throw him in the dungeon and later that night, I have him brought to me, in the throne room. There, on the Iron Throne I’ve so recently won, I make wild and passionate love with him, repeatedly.

I’m guessing she’ll be dressed like Dany. Robb Stark look-alikes must provide their own costume.

Check out the entire ad after the break.

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(Craigslist via TDD)

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