Michigan Police Arrest Sweaty Batman

Who is this mysterious caped crusader that was arrested in Michigan after cops discovered him hanging off the ledge of a building? Is he a threat to our fair city?

Petoskey Department of Public Safety officers pulled the wannabe superhero back onto the building’s roof around 1 AM. A search of the man’s utility belt turned up a collapsible baton and a container of pepper spray.

News Flash: Batman’s secret identity has been revealed! It’s a 31-year old man named Mark Williams who describes himself as a “geek” who is into comics and action figures and loves The Dark Knight.

He simply wasn’t the hero Michigan needed right now.

(via The Smoking Gun)


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