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Love Pirate Eye Patch: Just In Time For Valentine’s Day

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Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching, and that means it is time to start thinking about how you are going get yourself some booty this year. Chances are that beer gut isn’t going to be a hit with the ladies, so maybe you should consider kicking it up a a notch with some role playing. Unfortunately, dressing as a love pirate is more about the funny than it is about being sexy—and a woman laughing during sex can bring the party to a halt real fast.

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