Modeled by a man obviously disappointed with his career choice is this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle “disguise” which is really just a bandana. However, it’s no longer 1991, so if you’re looking at this post you’ve either never heard of TMNT, or you’re too old to go trick or treating. But who cares? If you wear it like this guy, no one’s gonna get it anyway.Â Kermit?
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