Renaissance Wench

by Chris Fallon on January 30, 2010

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Renaissance Wench

Admit it, you’ve been to the Renaissance Fair and you loved it.

Bring home all the nerdy excitement as you transform into a big blossomed, plague-carrying wench ready to please the Knight in your life (until he drops you like a bad habit and tells you he has to get back to his fair maiden.)

Prognosis: Be sure to have extra jumbo turkey legs and penicillin on hand. You’ll thank me.

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