Xena Needs Xex

by Chris Fallon on January 30, 2010

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Xena Needs Xex

“Care for a Rollo, Sweet Xena?”

You’re a warrior princess who has been abducted by an overweight comic book store owner. Before he seals you in a comic book protective case, or drops you in Lucite to preserve you in “near mint” condition, you will have to “battle” your way to freedom.

Prognosis: Best…sex…ever.

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