“Raja naba doa gola wookie nipple pinchy.”
You’re a sexy female held captive by an overweight, ill-mannered, slug-like creature (starting to sound vaguely like your real-life?) Submit to Jabba’s sadistic ways before making out with your twin brother…then film this, and send it to me care of Nerd Approved.
Prognosis:Your “blastoh†will be “binggona†by your “pateesa.â€
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