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Renaissance Wench Captures Scoundrel In Ye Old Headlock


Connor Ward’s recent attempt at a career in Renaissance thievery was quickly thwarted by a woman in a wench costume at a Colorado Renaissance Festival. According to photographer Steve Chapman who witnessed the entire event, the 22-year old knave attempted to steal a sword from a haystack during a jousting match. That’s when the brave young wench tackled him to the ground and pinned him in a headlock until authorities arrived at the scene. Badass.

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The drunken offender then tried to punch his way to freedom, thus adding attempted assault on a police officer and resisting arrest to his theft charge.

Yeeesh. This kid fails at stealing hearts and swords. You can check out the headlock photo on Facebook.

(West Word via Boing Boing)


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