Connor Ward’s recent attempt at a career in Renaissance thievery was quickly thwarted by a woman in a wench costume at a Colorado Renaissance Festival. According to photographer Steve Chapman who witnessed the entire event, the 22-year old knave attempted to steal a sword from a haystack during a jousting match. That’s when the brave young wench tackled him to the ground and pinned him in a headlock until authorities arrived at the scene. Badass.
The drunken offender then tried to punch his way to freedom, thus adding attempted assault on a police officer and resisting arrest to his theft charge.
Yeeesh. This kid fails at stealing hearts and swords. You can check out the headlock photo on Facebook.