Santa Should Expect The Unexpected In Portland


According to Inverse, a 23-year old film studies graduate named Alex Pierce stumbled upon the scene above while visiting the Clackamas Town Center mall near Portland.

We’ve heard rumors that the alien could speak our language and asked Santa for a giant inflatable unicorn. Afterwards she hit Cinnabon, placed an order, then put the sample into into a shiny metallic pouch. Finally, she walked into Pottery Barn and mysteriously disappeared.


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