Earrings That Show Off Your Unmentionables
What kind of person would wear underwear earrings? Better yet, what kind of person still wears tighty whities?
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A Shirt For All The Girls With Gamer Boyfriends
An MMORPG or the Xbox 360 is bad enough, but if a dude is picking the PS3 over having sex with you that is a real slap in the face.
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Boys are Stupid Cami/Panty Set
I can see girls having a problem with boys, but isn’t this going a bit far? Calling them names is fine but we all know the damage that the proverbial sticks and stones can do.
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Petrolcide: Stop Wasting Mother Earth’s Precious Juices
While our reckless use of the Earth’s natural resources is the real focus behind the imagery on this Petrolcide t-shirt, chances are it also represents the feeling many motorists get when they see the price of a gallon these days. Believe me, when automakers come up with an affordable alternative that doesn’t suck balls, we [...]
CPR Instructions Cuff: Lifesaving Never Looked “So Super Cute”
You never know when you could be thrust into a life or death situation—that is why knowing the ABCs of CPR is so important. Thanks to this cuff, you will always be ready.
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Spontaneous Picnic Dress: Where Would You Hide the Basket?
The Spontaneous Picnic Dress is a concept piece by Reddish Design that allows you to plop down and enjoy a picnic no matter where you are. However, in order to be truly spontaneous, there would have to be food ready to go at all times. I don’t even want to think about where you would [...]
Just Married Panties
A nice little gift for the newly married woman. You know that the “Just Married” pair of underwear will stay in pristine condition, I can’t imagine it being worn more than once. The “Tonight” pair will get slightly more use, but just slightly. The “Not Tonight” pair will be worn out in no time, they [...]
Nail Art Golf Gloves: Manicures Are Expensive, So I’m Going to Show Off the Nails Dammit
Thanks to Mic Golf, female golfers in Japan can now stay on the cutting edge of fashion when they wear one of these new Nail Art Golf gloves. As you can see, the designs are stylish and they feature exposed fingertips to highlight their beautifully manicured nails. With the popularity of womens golf rising [...]
Zipper Tights
“Excuse me ma’am, but your zipper seems to be down”. Of course actually having a zipper would be a major nuisance, so it is much easier to have this printed on version.
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Humorous Women’s Support Bra
The wording on the bra is pretty straight forward, and likely true. The story of it being made from an alien polymer that is able to minimize the pull of heavenly bodies may be a little less than forthcoming. It still may be enough to keep the birthday girl quiet and amused.
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